DISCLAIMER: Seems like everyone is putting some sort of legal disclaimer on their web sites. So here’s mine, hope you enjoy it.
WARNING: Woodworking can be dangerous because you’re surrounded by sharp, fast, spinning, and/or heavy things. You could break something, or hurt yourself or hurt someone else. If you’re going to do anything like that you are hereby instructed to stop before you do it. If something in this web site encourages you do something, it’s your choice to do it. Even if I suggest it, remember it’s still your choice. You are responsible for all your actions, not me, not your parents and not that little voice inside your head.
THE OTHER VOICE: Most of use are equipped with a voice inside our head that warns us before we do something stupid. If you don’t have such a voice, or you choose not to listen to that voice, don’t blame me. And please don’t confuse this voice with any other voices that may tell you to do something stupid.
RIGHT TO SUE: Your right to sue me is limited to the amount of money you paid me to get this information. Feel free to increase this amount at anytime by sending me money.
COPYRIGHT NOTICE: Even though there’s probably nothing worth stealing on this web site, that doesn’t mean you can. I probably wouldn’t even have the energy to do anything even if you did, so let’s just say that if you copy and use any of my stuff here, at least make sure you identify that it originally came from here. That would be the decent thing to do.
MORE COPYRIGHT STUFF: I would have the energy if you copied something from here and published and made money from it. I’m not sure any magazine publisher would want anything here, but if you did, just talk to me. I’d like to see my work in a published magazine just as much as the next guy, maybe even more. I would just like to get some credit and lotsa money. Okay, maybe just a little money.